Week 9/Home Part 1: Turkey DinnerWinner, winner, turkey dinner. I made a key chain for my carabeaner.
Also a massive fork just in case I get hungry.
Part 2: The Ice-Crime On Monday March 27, at 2 pm, little Johnny C. Waffle mustered up the courage to ask Tommy Cone on a date to the local scoop shop. Their date was to take place on Sunday March 29, at 5 pm. But Little Johnny never got to go on a date with Tommy Cone. Upon arriving at the shop at 5:05 pm he stumbled on a horrific scene. Pieces of cone, drips of melted sorbet, and the smell of sour milk; the kind of milk that was left on the counter for one too many hours. Police rushed about collecting samples, snapping photographs, and at the center of a circle of police tape was Tommy; smashed to bits.
Pictured below, is the detectives 3D rendering of Johnny entering the shop. Due to its graphic voilent nature it was not included in local journalistic reports of the murder. There is currently only one suspect in the case. The scoop shops employee of the month, and only worker scheduled that evening, Ben Curdle. Who also happens to be Johnny Waffle’s ex-boyfriend.